Of all the popular poisons, chemo is my favorite. The oddest of medicines, it beats you down as it fixes you up in hopes that it will eventually save your mortal soul.
Results are mixed. Prayer and single-malt Scotch might be more effective. Actually, you need a little of all three.
Source: LA Times
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